There’s no zoo in Glasgow. Tollcross children’s farm is the next best thing but, although having a donkey tied to a stick, it doesn’t have any snakes. It would be a bargain if it did work, right enough. But how would you know? Are you willing to test it? Haha! It just makes me think, who would really buy it, you know? Maybe someone going on a Ryanair flight to Torremolinos that had watched Snakes on a Plane too many times.